The New "It" Camping Workout

The New "It" Camping Workout

No need to look hard for exercise around here. We discovered a new way to get our hearts pumping just minutes ago.

First, fill your wagon/suitcase looking portable sewer container up with...sewer "water". This may not sound exhausting yet but beware - wrangling a heavy sewer hose around so that it makes it into the wagon can be strenuous. 

Second, find out that the sewer hose you always use does not actually work well with new portable sewer and now you will need to put together a new hose. This involves a blowdryer, a dime and maybe an OveGlove. 

Third, once new sewer hose is assembled, try draining the rest of the bathroom and kitchen water into wagon.

Next, wrap a towel around wagon handle and roll it to country road. This may prove a bit difficult since the water will be sloshing around in the wagon. RUN across country road with poop suitcase/wagon and then prepare yourself for another 100 yard pull to the dump station.

Even though your heart is beating out of your chest and you want to cry, keep your head held high while onlookers smirk and shake their heads. 

Dump the sewer water and when you trudge back to your campsite make sure the wagon doesn't roll into the back of your ankles and knock you over. 

Note - if you do try this workout, make sure you keep your face away from toxic sewer fumes to keep your heart, lungs and brain from shutting down before the big trek to the dump station.

Repeat twice a week.

Photo by Samuel Zeller on Unsplash

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